Copper Cleaning: I use catsup/ketchup.
Surgeon: “I’m sorry but your wife’s surgery is going to be delayed for a few hours.”
Husband: “Why? You told me her surgery was urgent!”
Surgeon: “Well, we need catsup and lots of it to clean the operating room after the previous surgery but the cafeteria ran out because they had a sudden rush on hot dogs and French fries so we sent the head OR nurse to Costco but the checkout line is a bit long and now she can’t find her membership card or her coupon.”
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I’m going to try that!