https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1240664/coronavirus-news-latest-china-origin-meteorite-scientists-health-warning-death-toll-latest
In October last year a fragment of a comet exploded in a brief flash in North East China.
We think it probable that this contained embedded within it a monoculture of infective 2019-nCoV virus particles that survived in the interior of the incandescent meteor.
Space aliens behind it! I should have known!
Just one more...
Barricaded district in China.
https://twitter.com/VOAJiangHe/status/1228294034420117504
I knew those darn scientists were wrong about the composition of Saturn’s rings. They are made of frozen space bats!
(I guess I’d better add “/s” just in case...)