[CharlesWayneCT]

In another move sure to prop up the sagging ratings, each televised game will now feature one out where the mascots will pitch and hit in place of the pitcher and a designated batter.

[oh8eleven]

the mascots will pitch and hit ...
Wouldn't surprise me. Last year in the minors, they started each extra inning with a runner on second.
Next thing you know they'll be calling tie games.