Fat, stupid and shameless is no way to go through life, Bette. . . .
Bette is possibly the smartest one of the Hollywood and TV geniuses.
Animal House:
Dean Wormer: Did you boys see your grade point averages yet?
Hoover: They're not posted yet, sir.
Dean Wormer: I've seen them. Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F - that's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class.
[Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge]