Mormon mishies tried to convert me back in 1970 when I was on my way to Vietnam after Army flight school.
They told me that Mormon garmies would protect me in a postcrash fire better than our Nomex flight gear, but surviving a crash as a disembodied torso didn’t appeal to me.
The mishies tried to confiscate my beer & cigarettes but I said no. I now realize they would have consumed these products themselves.
If I have argued with mishies since then it is over the existence of mythical “Nephites” and “Lamanites”. Books in the BoM with names like “Mosiah”, “Alma”, “Ether”, and “Omni” are also good for snits-and-giggles.
Nowadays, their “Book of Abraham” is an instant banana peel. That `ancient Egyptian papyrus’ contains no revelations.
;^)