[dfwgator]

I am the Lizard King
I can do anything

[Bobalu]

Is that a lizard in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Did he try to gas them up by shoving a fuel pump spigot up their-—never mind?

[piasa]

As if we don’t have enough lizards here already.

[Does so]

Florida Man: Akbar Akram

[Does so]

The second largest lizard after the Komodo Dragon.

Meet Clyde (video at YT).

[Tax-chick]

Florida already has a problem with invasive monitors in the wild. This guy should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

[Clarence The One Eyed Lion]

The Dead Milkmen – Big Lizard

Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, it's f*ckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
And you should see the way it sh*ts

I've got a big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I was knocked outta bed
Late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He says "we gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

There's no more big lizard in my backyard
I won't have to feed him anymore
No more lizard in my backyard
They shipped his *ss to El Salvador!

Was knocked outta bed
Late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said "we gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, it's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it

[Ken H]

Was it in a Manilla envelope?