Short Fat Fannie she's my hearts desire
Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire
On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill
Now we're so happy and I love her still.
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I remember visiting Disneyland a LONG time ago.
There was an obese sparrow there. It had been eating the leftover breakfasts from the outdoor tables.
I wasn't even sure that it was a BIRD. It was ENORMOUS.
“I don’t want her
You can have her
She’s too fat for me”