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Time for the big game. Who are you picking to win, Pom Pom Girl?

"I'm taking the Bichon Frise of course! I'm surprised you even had to ask!!"

Whut?

"She must be talking about the Puppy Bowl."

Oh, does that even have a 'winner'?

"Only EVERYONE WHO WATCHES IT!!!!!"

"Say Impy, what happened to the Pro Bowl Thread?"

Oh sorry Commander Clammuncher, I didn't even watch that, I was gonna for a little bit but I turn on the TV and it was literally 'This has been a presentation of the National Football Leauge'. My dad told me they tried out a '4th and 15 from your own 25' scenario in place of oneside kicks. I expect the leauge to move in that direction after brilliantly ensuring no one will miss kickoffs by changing them from potentially exciting to boring formalities.

"Woe, woe is me."

Buck up General Solemani, it's not that bad.

"What? I'm not taking about your stupid game of so called 'football', that barely has anything to do with feet, I have much bigger concerns! I feel like my life er...enternal afterlife in the searing fires of hell, is over!!"

Oh no, what's wrong?

"My bunkie Ted Kennedy was a on waiting list for a single down on the shore of Lake Sulfur and he finally got it. Great views, and he's a boat guy, he's gonna love it, except the part where he gets drowned in it everyday. But now I'm SOL. He was a great guy to hang out with, we would get drunk and talk about how much we hate America! My new roommate, you won't believe this, he's a homosexual!! That Iblis would force a man of my stature to share accommodations with a sodomite!!! It's almost like I'm being punished for some reason."

"Oh there you are Kasim, I made ice tea."

Former Patriots Tight End and violent rage murderer Aaron Hernandez?!!!!!! You're gay?

"Apperently! This news actually 'came out' back in 2017 but now it's on Netflix so people are talking about it. Insert 'Tight End' joke amirite?"

"Is anyone else mildly concerned that people in hell can get in our house somehow?"

We do need to get that door fixed.

"But..... I mean...is Chicago built on a hellmouth or something?"

Yes.

"You didn't know that? Even I knew that!!"

"Yeah, I mean, duh, that's like not knowing the so called 'Whistleblower' is partisan democrat pissant Eric Ciaramella. It's hardly a secret.....JOHN ROBERTS."

1 posted on 01/30/2020 6:13:11 AM PST by Impy
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Niners Chiefs.... Hmm.... My heart says Kansas City. The Chiefs put up 86 points in two playoff games and made up a twenty-four point deficit in one of those games. In the blink of an eye. Can they do that against the vaunted Niners Defense?! I think they can and I don't think Garroppolo and Kittle can score enough to keep up. Andy Reid and the Chiefs bring the championship to KC for the first time since the days of Hank Stram and Len Dawson.

Super Chiefs!

37 posted on 01/30/2020 11:19:45 AM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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"Dreadful! My Chiefs are in the big game and I can't get in the script? "


44 posted on 01/30/2020 12:25:05 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT (Committee to Re-Elect the President ( CREEP ))
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San Francisco 31

Chiefs 19

54 posted on 01/30/2020 8:13:46 PM PST by atc23
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Let the betting begin!


64 posted on 01/31/2020 10:14:06 AM PST by PROCON (Molon Labe)
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49ers - 30
Chiefs - 28

Go Lions!


69 posted on 02/02/2020 3:22:38 AM PST by dakine
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I’ll be rooting for the Chiefs or the Refs. Whom ever beats the Forty-whiners.


75 posted on 02/02/2020 4:48:24 AM PST by mad_as_he$$
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And please, SJW’s (Social Justice Warriors), just stay away...


80 posted on 02/02/2020 8:13:18 AM PST by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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KC to win


92 posted on 02/02/2020 2:51:32 PM PST by mware (RETIRED)
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Oh God, this sucks!


140 posted on 02/02/2020 5:13:29 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Half time time show looks like it came from a strip club. Trashy and tasteless.


150 posted on 02/02/2020 5:20:34 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood (https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3804407/posts?q=1&;page=61)
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The Commercials are freak shows and so is the halftime show


168 posted on 02/02/2020 5:27:01 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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Let’s go Chiefs.


267 posted on 02/02/2020 6:41:08 PM PST by GnuThere
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324 posted on 02/02/2020 7:08:12 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Congratulations to the Chiefs! Super Chiefs!

Bendy, good luck! I'll send prayers.

And to All, I had a great time participating. Till next season!

396 posted on 02/03/2020 5:49:13 AM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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