Reminds me of the girl who supposedly had “KKK” carved on her chest with a knife by (allegedly) a bunch of white guys. Just one problem: the “KKK” was upside-down and backwards, which means she did it to herself. Five minutes talking to the cops and she confessed.
What does he mean, "under my windshield."?? It should be "ON my windshield or under MY WIPERS", yes? What a doob!