I know. I know.
The Cryptoquotes in the Arkansas Gazette are seldom related to current events, but it seems like they are of late.
I will make it a point to avoid those in the future.
I almost feel compelled to post another CG for today.
Auf ihre Servis: Bonus cryptoquote, same author, different key:
FS OD KZD HLW QKZDSIY, LIZ QLYYDCDA OFYY RZLNIQD K CZLIR LS QYLAD-BFHNDN, IHAQFDHWFSFQ, FYYLCFQKY RZLRKCKHNFAWA, QLHAIBDN OFWV FBBLZKY KQWA. PD QKZDSIY, ‘PZDWVZDH!’ PDQKZDSIY, WDKQVDZA!