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ISIS 'mufti' weighing 300 lbs captured by Iraqi SWAT
jpost.com ^ | January 17, 2020 | SETH J. FRANTZMAN

Posted on 01/16/2020 11:12:20 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper

A massively obese ISIS “mufti” was pulled from his hiding place by elite Iraqi SWAT team members in a raid on Thursday. He is considered one of the biggest captures in recent months.

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1 posted on 01/16/2020 11:12:20 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Put him on a diet of pork & beans.


2 posted on 01/16/2020 11:23:32 PM PST by GreyHoundSailor
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To: Berlin_Freeper
"He is considered one of the biggest captures in recent months."

Writer did that on purpose.

3 posted on 01/16/2020 11:29:54 PM PST by Trump20162020
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Fill him with helium and he can be a float at the next hajj parade.


4 posted on 01/16/2020 11:32:40 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Nadler on vaykay,,...?


5 posted on 01/16/2020 11:34:30 PM PST by spokeshave (If anything, Trump is guilty of attempting to obstruct injustice.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I’m glad they took him alive. Blowing THAT up could pose all kinds of danger.


6 posted on 01/16/2020 11:40:39 PM PST by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Really, who wrote this article...

“one of the biggest captures in months...”

No kidding. 300 pounder.

God. I’d say it was clever but libtard media has zero humor.


7 posted on 01/16/2020 11:52:23 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

It’s a great article.
You are welcome.


8 posted on 01/17/2020 12:09:39 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Must have lured him out of a cave with a sausage on a string!


9 posted on 01/17/2020 1:08:38 AM PST by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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LoL! Could be...

- It was unclear how he was removed from his hiding place and many online mocked his weight saying he must have been hiding in a bakery.


10 posted on 01/17/2020 1:10:59 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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it appears he inhaled a bakery...


11 posted on 01/17/2020 1:14:02 AM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Pffffft. Slacker. We got lotsa women here in West by God Virginia bigger than that.

Hell we gotta grease the door jams in our Walmarts and use a winch to pull em in and outta the store.

I’m telling you dat rite thar.

12 posted on 01/17/2020 1:20:54 AM PST by Badboo (Why it is important)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Was he wearing a Bon Bon vest?


13 posted on 01/17/2020 1:41:35 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

They found Saddam Hussein hiding in a spider hole. Where was this guy hiding? In a donut hole?


14 posted on 01/17/2020 1:44:19 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Haha good one👍
15 posted on 01/17/2020 2:48:15 AM PST by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

A hefti mufti.

Are any NFL teams interested?


16 posted on 01/17/2020 3:16:29 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
He's a big 'un.


17 posted on 01/17/2020 3:27:31 AM PST by cweese (Hook 'em Horns!!!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I hate to say this, but in America anytime I go out I see many 300 + people. Not that unusual.


18 posted on 01/17/2020 3:31:28 AM PST by Starstruck (I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
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To: cweese

Dale The Whale - Middle East version.


19 posted on 01/17/2020 3:32:08 AM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Captured by Hondo Al-Harrelson.


20 posted on 01/17/2020 3:53:34 AM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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