Hmmm...
1. Your kids now have raging hormones at ages 11 - 14.
2. Wife decided she was done with “relations” because she delivered all the kids she was going to deliver.
3. Your back is shot and your golf score went to crap.
Oh...and...
4. The cute young things stopped looking at you ten years ago. How did you become invisible?
I have a woman friend I’m fond of here at 63. She doesn’t want any physical affection other than her dog. To even think about being married to her is a none starter. I’m no stone or a eunuch.