Dear John, (I’ve always wanted to do that)
What if we all followed your tune. Who would be left to hire you to juggle and ride your unicycle? Who would have the money to frequent the stores that you can forage through for FREE food? Who would work to pay the taxes that pave the roads for Mr. Fiddlestick’s unicycle adventures?
He not need roads, it is a 4 wheel drive unicycle.