[higgmeister]

Try as I might, I’ve NEVER caught a fish; don’t have the patience for it. I’ve caught stumps, branches and seaweed. but never a fish.

“World’s Worst Fisherman”.

In the late 1960's, when I was in the Boy Scouts our troop visited a trout hatchery in the Blue Ridge. They let us fish there all day. The fish would strike sinkers without hooks the moment you dropped it in the water. You should try that.

[Carriage Hill]

“...without hooks...”

Is that even fishing?