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how smart do you want your toilet to be.     seriously

[Oshkalaboomboom]

how smart do you want your toilet to be.

Smart enough to tell males from females so the seat would always be in the right position before and after. Scrubbing itself would be nice also.

[Moonman62]

how smart do you want your toilet to be. seriously

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I really satisfying BA-WOOSH sound is all I require.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL2YRDzpTL4

[duckman]

“...how smart do you want your toilet to be.”
Back in the 80’s there was a device you could hook up to your toilet seat. Unsuspecting ‘bowl’ visitors would be greeted by a toilet seat saying “Get up you’re blocking my light”. LOL

[Carriage Hill]

“smart toilets”
???
No-siree-bob.

[oldtech]

A smart toilet would be one like we used to have; flushes everything with one flush, not 3 or 4. Simple enough to do.