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1 posted on 01/08/2020 8:36:13 AM PST by sodpoodle
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2 posted on 01/08/2020 8:38:56 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for criminals.)
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LOL


3 posted on 01/08/2020 8:38:59 AM PST by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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That’s a good one!

(As I go to work yet again and can’t even think about retirement)

Here’s a cheers! To waking up and having nothing to do except think about what to drink at 5 o’clock!

Cheers ! Listening to our great wonderful president. We live in unique times


4 posted on 01/08/2020 8:40:41 AM PST by Truthoverpower (The guv mint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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I heard that when I 1st moved to FLa in 1999. It still applies.


5 posted on 01/08/2020 8:42:21 AM PST by Bringbackthedraft ( #ReasonableDemocratsforTrump. Where are you?)
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To: sodpoodle; tired&retired

Name ‘em, ping ‘em...


6 posted on 01/08/2020 8:43:08 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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8 posted on 01/08/2020 8:54:37 AM PST by moovova
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The truism still stands, “We ain’t getting out of here alive!” Waiting for a Happy Hour just spends the single irreplaceable resource that we have, TIME!


16 posted on 01/08/2020 9:10:08 AM PST by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: tired&retired

Goodness!

I had a scare thinking that something had happened to you!


19 posted on 01/08/2020 9:16:02 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Some people thirst after wealth & some people thirst after fame but everybody thirsts after popcorn.)
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Lol!


20 posted on 01/08/2020 9:16:53 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Some people thirst after wealth & some people thirst after fame but everybody thirsts after popcorn.)
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Good one


23 posted on 01/08/2020 9:32:54 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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That joke is soooooo Florida. Thanks for posting.


26 posted on 01/08/2020 9:40:03 AM PST by GOPJ (Iran's Mulllahs, thugs and terrorists want to thank MSNBC, CNN, and WP for standing with them...)
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Very good!

Years ago, my father was a half owner of a hotel in Lake Worth, Florida. It was a snowbird operation, and the elderly guests were affectionately referred to as the “cane, crutch, and Cadillac crowd.”

Drinks were a dollar apiece at the hotel bar. He always said that the bar was the only one in the U.S. that lost money, but he said it was much more important to keep the rooms filled than making money at the bar.


29 posted on 01/08/2020 9:45:24 AM PST by VMI70
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Three Irishmen were arguing over which bar had the lowest price drinks.

The first Irishman proudly proclaimed that at his watering hole, drinks were $1 each.

The second interjected that they were only 50 cents at his bar.

The third Irishman said, I got you both beat. There is a bar where you drink all night for free and then you go upstairs and get laid. You pay for nothing.

The first two quickly became interested and ask, “Where is this bar?”

The third Irishman replied “I’m not sure. I’ll ask my sister as she told me about it as she goes there every Friday Night!”


32 posted on 01/08/2020 10:04:27 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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Change "happy hour" to "early bird special" and you nailed it.

-PJ

35 posted on 01/08/2020 10:50:54 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (Freedom of the press is the People's right to publish, not CNN's right to the 1st question.)
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“Politicians are like a drunk that walks into a bar, sees a sign that says “All you can drink for $1”, and orders $2 worth.”


40 posted on 01/08/2020 12:30:19 PM PST by hadit2here ("The urge to save humanity is nearly always a cover for the urge to rule." -- H.L. Mencken)
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