Thank you. I have children in their 20s (and their ‘teens, and their preteens). I sympathize with both the goofball young people and their befuddled parents.
Life is either too short or too long - pick your perspective - to be in an existential Fuss. They should all put their phones away and go enjoy some exercise or visit an art museum or foster homeless kittens.
And go to church and email your grandmother!
Heck, the Churches are spewing this nonsense, as well.