No way the Coca-Cola company of today would ever green light the show.
“No way the Coca-Cola company of today would ever green light the show.”
Maybe...if...Peppermint Patty and her chick sidekick were in a committed long term lesbian relationship, Lionel was a transgender “girl” and Charlie Brown was secretly longing for that cute red headed boy.
Oh yeah...Lucy was a baby mama to two gangbangers with a third, of unknown parentage, on the way. Kind of hard to remember who’s shtupping you when you’re stoned out of your mind.
Took me a while to remember Pig Pen. He would be leader of the local antifa cell.
The one normal, and intellectually and morally superior character would be the black kid, the local BLM community organizer.
Snoopy would be Charlie Brown’s sisters interspecies love interest and they would be in court fighting for their rights because “love has no boundaries” dontchaknow.
Almost forgot.
Everyone’s parents are divorced.
Not an intact family in the bunch. Except for the black kid. Because they’re intellectually and morally superior and much more loving.