Maj. Frank Burns: [Hawkeye is elaborately eating while in surgical garb] All right, what's all that funny business there?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: There's nothing funny here to me, Frank. I happen to be very serious about this *delicious* piece of liver.
Maj. Frank Burns: Liver? Where'd you get liver? They're serving hamburger.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: This is mine and you can't have any.
Maj. Frank Burns: Okay, okay. But where did you get it?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: From that North Korean.
Maj. Frank Burns: What North Korean?
[beat]
Maj. Frank Burns: You mean the one that...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: The one that croaked!
[Frank moves forward and moves the plate slightly to get a better look]
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: [outraged] You touched my plate! You're not sterile! You've ruined my liver! Ruined it! And we're all out of North Koreans!