Well, i’ll be deloris, there is one in every crowd. Look thar at that indivijual trying to rewrite him some good ole fashion history. Maybe the Kommon Kore thingamajabby dun taught him gud. Hey little feller how do you do dat? Cuz no where in my tree lined pages does it tell me that 13 states enshrined slavery. Cuz I’ll tell you what, that thar clause in these formerly nicotine stained hands, thanks to the south, you know the one. The one about how slaves be three-fifths human, dun put up great consternation among our great pappies of yore. Now get along little doggie and go read sum gud ole history bout dem dere farmers and plantation owners and gud ole city folk have a down right ole beat down on the subject in those great halls of the Continental Congress back yonder. Kommon Kore sux.
Your writing, in terms of a flailing Christmas fulmination, is quite good.