I, myself, am a “Hillwilliam”.....
A “Hillwilliam” is a “Hillbilly” with a college education....
“A Hillwilliam is a Hillbilly with a college education...”
Brilliant - I’m going to use that!
An envious Yankee Mick (though the Appalachian Mountains - and the Trail - pass through here in NJ as well, and we have plenty of farms)