[dainbramaged]

Two cannibals are having supper and one says: "I hate my mother in law!"
His friend replies: "So, try the potatoes".

[Hoffer Rand]

Two cannibals are eating their latest victim. One starts at the head, the other at the feet. First cannibal says “How’s your meal going?” Second cannibal says “great, I’m having a ball.” First cannibal says “Wait, you’re eating too fast.”