Okay, right off the bat... “CRUNCHY conservative”?! What, we taste good with ketchup? Just silly.
From another review:
“If only. Either—or even watching all of Game of Thrones in a single sitting—would be preferable to the hellish experience of more than two intermissionless hours with this pretentious, smugly provocative, virtuosically wordy but fundamentally empty play.” ~ David Fox
https://recliningstandards.com/2019/10/07/review-heroes-of-the-fourth-turning-dwells-in-darkness/