It would be funny for someone with good writting skills to write a book on these scams.
They tell us the local “constable” is gonna come get us !
You forgot about your Apple ID being stolen and that the Social Security Department has flagged your Social Security Number for fraudulent activity as a result.
The part about the IRS scam that really gets me is that they call my 85 year-old mother-in-law and, until I sat her down and explained it, scared the bejeebers out of her. Didn’t help that they were spoofing the incoming number so it looked like it was coming from Washington, DC (area code 202).