I just looked out the window and it looks alright
Singing:
“Oh the weather outside is frightful, and my joints are not delightful. Since it’s got so dang cold, I feel old, I feel old, I feel old!”
But it’s not as cold as it was last night. Global warming will kill us all is temperatures keep rising like this for 72 hours!
I don’t know , that large uncontrolled fusion reaction in space continues to bombard us with an incredible amount of radiation over a wide range of wavelengths and frequencies.
Thankfully the planet rotates to distribute this energy over time. Just think of the climate catastrophe if the planet stops rotating. It would be the end of beauty pageants. Yet no pageant member even mentioned the effect humans have on slowing the planets rotation. SHAME on them.
“...we as individuals ourselves can also play a part in making the climate the way it should be in the future.” Apparently trying to make the present climate behave is a failure. I’ve been trying like hell to give myself perpetual sunny and cool days for years, but that damn winter keeps spoiling things. These pageants can save a lot of time by simply posting the IQ’s of the contestants instead of subjecting viewers to this snooze-inducing drek.