[Blurb2350]

The Cook Co. coroner just released a report saying this guy died of a massive overdose of oxycodone and codeine. When his private plane landed, the cops were waiting for him. He panicked and swallowed a bunch of Percocet pills so they wouldn’t be found or confiscated — in addition to whatever was already in his system. The cops searched the plane and found 70 lbs. of marijuana in vacuum-sealed bags, bottles of liquid codeine, several guns and armor-piercing ammo and high-capacity magazines.

[BenLurkin]

Darwin Award, hopefully

[dfwgator]

The cops searched the plane and found 70 lbs. of marijuana in vacuum-sealed bags, bottles of liquid codeine, several guns and armor-piercing ammo and high-capacity magazines.