Posted on 12/07/2019 11:22:47 AM PST by BenLurkin
And that means the time has come to slip on your fluffiest socks, snuggle up next to a crackling fire, and bask in the smoky scent of....chicken?
In a partnership with artificial fire log company Enviro-Log, Kentucky Fried Chicken is offering what's sure to be the hottest commodity of the season -- a hunk of flammable, chicken-scented bliss otherwise known as the 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog.
You don't even have to go flying out of the front door to get your hands on the bizarre, flaming mass. It's exclusively sold on Walmart.com for a slick $18.99.
You will need to really assess your priorities to decide whether that's too much to pay for a log that will fill your house with a distinct poultry smell.
(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...
I’ve never darkened the door of a KFC-I don’t like or eat any fast food-I find it bizarre that there are people who would want a food-scented firelog, room spray, perfume, etc-if I want to smell food, I’ll cook real food I’m going to eat-I want my fire to smell like wood-and if I want another scent, there is incense that doesn’t smell like food...
Raccoons and few swarms of ants, too...
Please tell me those are just gag gifts and not the real thing...
Sadly, they’re for real. And the adult onsie has a hoodie.
https://www.hiddenvalley.com/ranch-shop-products/holiday-adult-onesie/
So why are all these foxes gathering in our back yard?
Que te ching**? Gifts for people who have way too much time on their hands to buy overpriced stuff that looks really ridiculous...
Now if they can only make chicken like the Colonel made it, I might spend some money for stuff . . . but the thrill has been gone for at least a couple of decades now.
daddy , why did our KFC chicken log burn so fast
My bad son , I got the extra crispy
Who would want a log that smells like burnt chicken feathers?
I could buy a bucket of chicken for that price.
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