We got new self flushing toilets at work.
They flush twice before you sit down.
If you line the seat with a toilet seat liner, it will flush when you straighten up to turn around, flushing your liner with it. Had to hang the tongue of the liner out the other direction to stop the cycle.
They flush fairly well, but leave skid marks which require 2 more flushes to clear out.
Most of the time the bathroom would be the only place not noisy at work where I could make a quick private phone call. Now even that has been inadvertently taken away via the spaz auto flush toilets that can’t sense whether you’ve gotten off the pot. It merrily flushes away repeatedly as you sit. Needless to say not conducive to any sort of dignified conversation.