[Right Wing Assault]

I am very nervous. The moon is always zooming past the earth much closer. What if it messes up some day??

[Larry Lucido]

The scary thing is that “orbit” means continual freefall. Except that you are also going forward, but not fast enough to escape.

Just a little slower, and the moon would crash.

If we went a little slower, we’d crash into the sun.

Then we’d really need to raise taxes!