Pay heed, you cult people.
The following are some of the early warning signs of what happens when a troll's head explodes.
Common signs:
Failure to paragraph.
Failure to punctuate.
Repeats talking points over and over.
Thinks anybody cares.
Smells of boiled cabbage, farts, and urine.
Fails to understand that nobody likes him and that this is a popularity contest.
Stays angry for over 12 hours.
Puts a smiley face at the end of every post when everybody knows he frothing and crying.
These are just some of the signs. If you observe any of these signs from a troll, stand back. You don't want to get any on you. And keep all sharp objects away from the troll.
Be safe.
