Polyamorous woman, 20, has fallen pregnant by one of her FOUR partners after they went away together [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | December 5, 2019 | Sarah Finley

[C19fan]

A polyamorous woman has fallen pregnant by one of her four partners after they went away together - but says they will raise the baby as a 'family'. Tory Ojeda, 20, from Jacksonville, Florida, met one of her partners Marc, 18, in high school and then started a relationship with Travis, 23, two months later. Their love story began three years ago and she has since announced her engagement to Travis in July. She also found love with their long-term mutual friends Ethan, 22, and Christopher, 22. While seven months ago, Tory and Chris found out that they were pregnant with a baby girl.

[fieldmarshaldj]

If it was a choice between copulating with that or a toaster... I’d go with the toaster. How can something be that fat, fugly and vile at 20 ?

[HombreSecreto]

Thanks! Didn’t know that.

[chris37]

Ah, I see, I did not know this, thank you.

Still this is a terrible phrase, it seems like it should be something like “she ascended to pregancy” instead of fell to it. The latter seems to set a negative premise from the start, but I’m just looking at the word fell from an American perspective then.

[rdcbn]

Right out of the movie Idiocracy.

We are doomed

[Vermont Lt]

Let’s be honest, these folks found the only other people on the planet with whom they could copulate. Or is that quadpulate.

[chris37]

LMAO!

That’s good :D

[dfwgator]

Putting the “Duh” in “Florida”

[metmom]

So why are they heroes?

This is disgusting.

[a fool in paradise]

How does this feminazi tart plan to smash the patriarchy by having 4 husbands? Isn’t that 4 men lording it over her?

[dfwgator]

They remind me of these guys....

[Mathews]

What in the actual F**k is this? Someone needs to call around and find out if a friggin’ circus is missing some of it’s freaks and geeks!

[Hot Tabasco]

They’re smiling for the camera today, but after those dudes eventually bail out of that clown house, their 15 minutes of fame today will turn into years of child support payments.....

[BRL]

Met at a comic con convention. They all watch star war movies together and play Pokemon.

[a fool in paradise]

[dfwgator]

NERDS!!!!!!

[PapaBear3625]

No more than one of those guys is the genetic father. It might be that NONE of them is the genetic father. They would be idiots to officially put their names on the paperwork as being father to the kid (and thus legally responsible for child support for the next 18-22 years) without DNA testing.

[a fool in paradise]

>>I must be a total moron with regard to biology. I had no idea you could fall and get pregnant!

Million to one shot, doc!

[dfwgator]

Poor kid.

[NorthMountain]

Those dorks are probably banging each other when not doing her ...

[dforest]

She sticks out like A GROSS BLOATED THUMB, but those “guys” look like twisted pinkies.