THE PRESIDENT WAS PAID OFF BY THE TURKEY!! /liberal fruitcakes
Thankfully, Bread and Butter have been specially raised by the Jacksons to remain calm under any condition, which will be very important because they’ve already received subpoenas to appear in Adam Schiff’s basement on Thursday. (Laughter and applause.) It’s true. Hundreds of people have. It seems the Democrats are accusing me of being too soft on turkey. (Laughter.)
But, Bread and Butter, I should note that. unlike previous witnesses, you and I have actually met. (Laughter.) It’s very unusual. (Applause.) Very unusual.
In any event, I expect this pardon will be a very popular one with the media. After all, turkeys are closely related to vultures. I don’t know if I like that line, but there is a little truth to it.
President Trump: “And I want to thank almighty God for the — shedding his grace on our nation. “
“You won’t let me pardon anyone else... Are you going to even let me pardon a couple of damned turkeys?” lol
I like the line about Bread and Butter being subpoenaed to Adam Schiff’s basement...What a ZINGER...Great job, President Trump!!