The writer’s very first sentence is hilarious, with each adjective worthy of deep analysis.
Since the Last Jedi I’ve not been in a movie theater voluntarily. My boycott of big entertainment is pretty wide in scope now. If I was still in my movie buff days this movie would be a borderline pick at best. If it won some Oscars I probably would have given it a shot. In my current state of mind I expect to go to my grave never having seen it.