If he actually has a wife, she’d have to be on board (ie a deep dyed perv of some kind) as well as commiepuke crimnal.
Aw, c'mon! Let's not heap all those sins on the poor ...girl? s/he? it? Isn't it bad enough that she has to share the same name and possibly address as the Gollum of California??
It's Sunday. I urge you to clasp your hands, gaze soulfully up at the sky and say "Thank God, I'm not her!!" ;)