[Governor Dinwiddie]

Who would deny money to the Salvation Army? They have been doing more to help the disadvantaged than almost any other charity, and they have been doing it for at least 150 years.

[elcid1970]

“Who would deny money to the Salvation Army?”

Answer: faggies, who one year launched an insidious campaign against the S.A., pushing worthless counterfeit into the kettles with a screed on the back denouncing the Salvation Army as homophobic.

I never pass a kettle by without donating at least a fiver; it’s now a political statement. Like patronizing Chick Fil-A once was.