Snowflake student: I am offended by this picture (or statue, or whatever).
Old-time administrator: Then don’t look at it.
Today’s administrator: Oh, sorry! It will be removed immediately.
But that doesn’t always hold true.
Conservative student: I am offended by the portrait of Che Guevara in the library.
Today’s administrator: You Nazi! Open your racist mouth again and you’ll be expelled from this university.
Dematriculate the complaining students. They don’t have the emotional maturity to attend Cambridge. What losers.