As I’m in Chicago today doing some work on my daughter’s condo, I began thinking about the events of the past few weeks. As a result of my thinking (which can often be very dangerous), I said to my daughter in my best Sheriff Bart voice and limerick guy hat – Excuse me While I whip this out.
Are the Democrats really this dumb
To follow that pencil necked scum
He gets buggy eyes as he peddles his lies
As a human he ranks near the bottom
Schiffhead has finished his fling
With no evidence of any damned thing
But that won’t stop Nancy, she’s getting real antsy
On articles of impeachment to bring
Trump says he wants a trial
Are the Democrats all in denial
When all the story gets told, the Dems will get rolled
And Schiff will go down in a pile
But Fat Jerry next gets to try
to convince us with lots of blue sky
They must think we’re fools, as they make up the rules
When it’s over we’ll all say – NICE TRY
BECAUSE
A timebomb is sitting out there
It’s a report the IG will soon share
I’m getting excited – will someone get indicted.
Well the media will say it’s unfair
So I hope my hopes aren’t too high
In the near future they’ll expose every lie
The Dems will get crushed, and the media will get shushed
That’s’ it – so for now folks goodbye
So now –– If you agree with me – or just liked my ditty, in my best Governor William J. Lapetomane voice, CAN I GET A HARUMPH!
HARUMPH!!
HARUMPH! HARUMPH! HARUMPH!
Ten HARUMPHS in a row. Not everyone can write such witty limericks that are true.
So now –– If you agree with me – or just liked my ditty, in my best Governor William J. Lapetomane voice, CAN I GET A HARUMPH!
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Harumph! and I hope you get many.
Harumph!