For someone who claims firsthand they did not do it, there’s plenty of hearsay proving otherwise...and we all know hearsay kicks eyewitness testimony’s butt.
A teenage boy is invited for lunch at his girlfriend’s house.
Because he made some bad food choices earlier, he simply has to fart when they’re all at the table.
The girlfriend’s dad shouts at the large dog sitting under the boy’s chair: „Rex!”
Seeing that the father thought it was the dog, the boy is much relieved.
A minute later the boy has to fart again – and again audibly. The father snaps at the dog again: “REX!!”
The boy is relieved again that the father thought it was the dog.
Ten minutes later the boy farts again.
The father shouts: “Rex, come here before that boy craps on your head.”
A teenage boy is invited for lunch at his girlfriend’s house.
Because he made some bad food choices earlier, he simply has to fart when they’re all at the table.
The girlfriend’s dad shouts at the large dog sitting under the boy’s chair: „Rex!”
Seeing that the father thought it was the dog, the boy is much relieved.
A minute later the boy has to fart again – and again audibly. The father snaps at the dog again: “REX!!”
The boy is relieved again that the father thought it was the dog.
Ten minutes later the boy farts again.
The father shouts: “Rex, come here before that boy craps on your head.”