“There is a story in politics, commonly attributed to Lyndon B. Johnson, about how LBJ wanted to circulate a rumor attacking his opponent in a Texas election. Johnson, it’s said, wanted to spread the story that his opponent liked to have sex with barnyard animals. One of LBJ’s aides said, “We can’t prove he’s a pig f——r.”
“I know that,” replied Johnson. “I just want to hear him deny it.””
Barking spiders are everywhere. He’s lucky he’s still alive, they are extremely dangerous and have been known to destroy underwear.