Johnny and Cletus are out in the woods hunting when Cletus falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Johnny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. Panic-stricken, he says to the operator, “I think Cletus is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot rings out.
Johnny comes back on the line. He says, “OK, now what?”
That is my favorite joke.
LOL!
:^D It was one of Spike Milligan’s. :^)