Having More Sex Prevents Heart Attacks, According To Science

Maxim ^ | October 15, 2018 | Zeynep Yenisey

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[gunsequalfreedom]

Having More Sex Prevents Heart Attacks, According To Science

But ask your doctor first if you are healthy enough.

[gunsequalfreedom]

Sounds like a Millennial plot to get rid of Boomers!

[Publius]

Well then, I’m lucky I’m still alive.

[Raycpa]

But honey, I know you have a headache but I have a prescription from my cardiologist.

[DIRTYSECRET]

We’re all doing it wrong! We’re Republicans. We don’t get it.

[Secret Agent Man]

Being able to have good strong ‘stand at attentions’ is generally one indicator of artery health. Not the only one, but if you arent grossly overweight and sedentary...

[Dr. Sivana]

It didn’t work out that way for Nelson Rockefeller.

[OrangeHoof]

“It won’t work. You’re still not getting any.”

[Drango]

Note to right hand: SEE?

[gunsequalfreedom]

OMG. Funny.

[cymbeline]

Or the other way around: if you’re unhealthy you’re less interested in sex.

[Billthedrill]

We’re all doing it wrong! We’re Republicans. We don’t get it.

I asked my Doc. He said it was OK to have sex so long as we don't enjoy it.

[Drew68]

researchers tracked 1,165 men between the ages of 40 and 70 for an average of 16 years

Men aged 40-70 who are having sex twice a week are most likely enjoying a stable marriage, of which there are many health benefits.

[PGR88]

I imagine its not because of the exercise of sex, but rather, the depression of those who don’t have it increases their death rates.

[SpaceBar]

According To Science...

In current popular usage, "science" is that which is authoritative enough to preach the secular 'truth', but amorphous enough to escape criticism.

[KarlInOhio]

But ask your doctor first if you are healthy enough.

If you go over four hours, please contact your doctor and brag.

[wally_bert]

It might explain Ron Jeremy.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Nelson Rockefeller. He died happy. We should all be so lucky.