Oh please
Live up to your moniker
When I was at a kegger on the Yellowstone River when, after a fistfight, the guy who lost grabbed a pipe and attacked me with it. I took a blow to my face after the fight was supposedly over. Luckily the pipe hit below my left eye and above my teeth so I can still see out of my left eye, chew food with my own teeth l, and I avoided serious trauma to my brain. I know what a deadly weapon is. The sinus on the left side was crushed and to this day I have a centimeter long bone chip turned sideways that is still there after 2 surgeries to free my facial muscles from scar tissue. I was in about 10 more fights after that.
If you said to my face what you just posted I would be enjoying myself beating you senseless while wondering how many times I could keep punching your face before you suffered permanent damage.
You know nothing.