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Disillusioned With Democratic Process,
Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor
Babylon Bee ^
| November 6, 2019
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Posted on 11/12/2019 9:46:51 AM PST by Mrs. Don-o
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Love me some DJT, but if Aragon ran, I...just...don't... know...
(((Sigh)))
To: Mrs. Don-o
If he ran I’d vote for him in a HEARTBEAT!
To: Mrs. Don-o
Fake News you can believe in! Great coffee mug!
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posted on
11/12/2019 9:51:05 AM PST
by
SubMareener
(Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR)
To: Mrs. Don-o
This is the best news I have heard for a while!
Well, at least President Elessar would be a fighter. And it’d be interesting to have an elf woman as a first lady.
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posted on
11/12/2019 9:56:02 AM PST
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: SubMareener
Wait until the people realize that the “wealth” the democrats want to tax is in their retirement funds.
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posted on
11/12/2019 9:58:31 AM PST
by
Rapscallion
(A President must govern through policy and have self control at all times.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
Victor von Doomcock for Ruler of Earth!!
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posted on
11/12/2019 9:58:57 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: Mrs. Don-o
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posted on
11/12/2019 9:59:09 AM PST
by
HangnJudge
(Kipling was right about Humanity)
To: Mrs. Don-o
I’m for Sauron myself. He’s gonna give me a snazzy ring.
To: HangnJudge
Nice one! I'm reposting that pic in a smaller format for the FReepers who have smaller viewing capacity.
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:03:12 AM PST
by
Mrs. Don-o
("By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn)
To: Mrs. Don-o
“Aragorn was also able to win over substantial support among the Army of the Dead, typically a strong Democratic voting bloc.”
The best line!!
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:09:15 AM PST
by
ctdonath2
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: CollegeRepublican
Yeah..I snorked my coffee through my nose on that line
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:13:58 AM PST
by
digger48
To: Mrs. Don-o
Donald, Son of Fredrick.
First of his Name, President of the United States of America, Commander-in-Chief of the United States Military, Defender of the Homeland of the American Way of Life.
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:18:22 AM PST
by
KC_Lion
To: Billthedrill
I always wanted one of those thingys
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:21:57 AM PST
by
HangnJudge
(Kipling was right about Humanity)
To: ctdonath2
As a former resident of Mordor myself, I can vouch for it being where all the Democrats come from too.
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:35:38 AM PST
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Mrs. Don-o
The Democrats clearly would be the party of Mordor, Saruman, and Sauron.
Saruman: "The Horsemen took your lands! They drove your people into the hills to scratch a living off rocks!"
Saruman would stir up the same speech and give it to Third World invaders and "immigrants."
Let the Orcs invade!
They have been "oppressed" for far too long. Besides, the people of Shire, Rohan, and Gondor are a bunch of White Nationalist, Racist, Supremacist, Cisgender bigots anyway. Who cares if they are "displaced"?
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:50:04 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
To: HangnJudge
I’d trade my Shards of Narsil for one of those!
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posted on
11/12/2019 10:53:22 AM PST
by
j.havenfarm
( 2,000 posts as of 1/16/19. A FReeper since 2000; never shutting up!)
To: Mrs. Don-o
When asked for comment, Gollum made the following statement: "We hates 'em, my Precious...
To: Mrs. Don-o
I’m sure he’s a good dude and all but there’s something creepy about a guy who hangs out with elves........
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posted on
11/12/2019 11:01:06 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
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