Hey, “southern rock” - I just had to know, so I looked you up. Sure enough, you ain’t from around here (New Jersey ain’t the South).
The real men down here do think it’s pretty stupid to fight over something as trivial as chicken. But no matter what you fight about, a real Southern man puts attacking women into a whole ‘nother category. If you attack a woman, the reason for the fight is almost not relevant any more.
You are right - it’s a bunch of trashy folks doing all this stupid fighting over cheap chicken... And only trashy folks attack women.
The white knight is strong in you. I guess I just take issue with misandric tradcons.