Actually this began a long, long time ago in a galaxy far far away when beings in a planetary alliance went off the dilithium crystals standard as the basis for their standard economic unit.
As a consequence large amounts of credit developed many members, while at the same time these advanced beings visited Earth, and were able to tap into and send all telephone conversations back to their own system, even giving themselves their own number.
Somehow they began receiving calls from Rachael from Card Holder Services offering to get them out of debt. These beings were duly impressed that Rachael was able to attain their secret phone number, and though that perhaps its was due to some faulty code on their end (later they also began to received warnings from the Windows Technical Support Dept. in India that their operating system was sending out many error messages).
Take it from there.
I have always thought that I had a personal relationship with Rachael from Card Member Services. We chat often but she will never give me her address. It now appears that she is seeing someone else. I’m heartbroken.