Oh, I can remember one: guy named John Kerry - who “served” in Vietnam for 93 days (including in-processing time and leave and R&R and out-processing! - to get an excused leave to go work for the Massachusetts Senator’s re-election campaign.
And never worked again a day in his life!
Who negotiated not only with the North Vietnamese against the US, but also the Sandinistas in Nicaragua against Reagan’s White House!
93 days = 13 weeks. He got an even better deal than Conor Lamb except that Vietnam wasn’t a Club Med location like Okinawa at the time.