That dummy Drumpf said there were more than 57 states.
That dummy Drumpf couldn’t remember what year it was when he signed the guest book at Westminster Abbey.
That dummy Drumpf talked about the Austrian Language.
That dummy Drumpf promised that health insurance rates for employers would go down by “as much as 3,000 percent”.
That dummy Drumpf talked about Navy “corpse” men.
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Funny Dumphf said Arkansas was closer to Kentucky than Illinois. Ooops, and Dumpf wasn’t even the the US Senator Of Illinois at the time!