Sounds like you should update your screen name to “porch dog”?
Another “forced to be porch dog” native Floridian, here in North Florida.
I will be 82 in Dec. if the good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.
Got a laundry list of complaints beginning with Parkinson’s, neuropathy, arthritis, etc., etc. . . . .
Getting old isn’t easy! But I can’t complain, I have had a good run until about 10 years ago.