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1 posted on
10/20/2019 2:50:29 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
Title should be: Signs and HEADLINES!!!!!
Should have waited for my coffee;(
2 posted on
10/20/2019 3:17:48 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
10/20/2019 3:20:41 AM PDT by
preacher
( Journalism no longer reports news, they use news to shape our society.)
To: sodpoodle
Great way to start the day. Thank you for posting.
4 posted on
10/20/2019 4:21:01 AM PDT by
Boomer One
( ToUsesn)
To: sodpoodle
You,sodpoodle,owe me a new keyboard!
5 posted on
10/20/2019 4:46:02 AM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
(A joke: Brennan,Comey and Lynch walk into a Barr...)
To: sodpoodle
The local Greeley Tribune vending machines say:
Use ANY coin combination.
Do NOT use pennies.
6 posted on
10/20/2019 4:53:34 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: sodpoodle
Crushed Red Pepper. Do Not Crush.
7 posted on
10/20/2019 4:59:09 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: sodpoodle
True Story here.
I'm standing in Line at the DMV Office to get My Drivers License renewed and as the line moves forward a sign printed on 8.5 x 11 paper is taped on a support column and comes into My view and it reads:
If You can't read,
Verbal Testing is available
on Tuesday and Thursday at 3:00pm
8 posted on
10/20/2019 5:41:18 AM PDT by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!A fraud,a hypocrite,a liar. I'm ,,! I a member of Congress)
To: sodpoodle
There's a restaurant near me with this sign in the restroom:
"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE LEAVING"
Sometimes customers have been known to wait for hours.
11 posted on
10/20/2019 6:05:42 AM PDT by
Eric Pode of Croydon
(I'm an unreconstructed Free Trader and I do not give a damn.)
To: sodpoodle
12 posted on
10/20/2019 6:27:42 AM PDT by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
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