Call them in for jury duty every year then.
That jealous rage is really burning in your guts isn't it?........LOL!
FWIW, an expat can vote in federal elections and in some cases, state and local. If they receive a notice for jury duty, all they have to do is notify their local Jury Administrator and explain they now live outside the U.S. and they will be taken off the jury selection rolls...........
Once again, nice try......LOL!